There is nothing like a SLOW thinker.

Engineering, back in the days was an achievement in itself. Fast Forward to now and all that a BE degree fetches is contracted slave labour for some american company. So it is but natural for the average home grown techie to chase the Dollar dream.

Our katha nayaka Slow Motion also had such dreams. But he was then quite unclear then about how the student loan system worked. So he comes to Arup's dad who is a banker to clarify. And boy did Slow have some ideas about how banks work.

The following is an excerpt, where beta tries to summarize SLOW's ideas.

The way the conversation starts is, Arup is quite pissed that Slow Motion spams his orkut scrapbook with spam like " Orkut servers are full If you do not forward this to 10 people your account will be shutdown. Dont think this is a joke - orkut creator( whtever the fuck his name is ) ". So on one such occasion Arup gets pissed and thinks enuff is enuff and confronts SLOW MOTION on his stupidity to fall for such crap, and then the meat of the conversation unfolds.

SLOW: THE EXPECTATION OF ALL OUR PAST EVENTS ,IS WHAT WE ARE TODAY!!!

SLOW: spam anthe ignore madu ashte

ARUP: shata bekagilla

SLOW: hahahaha nodu yakke thika uri?

ARUP: lol i dont believe a masters student can fall for stuff like tht

SLOW: hahahahaha

ARUP: grow up slow

SLOW: was joblees for a moment

ARUP: so fuckin spam others a

SLOW: so i thoughti will irritate u lol again thika uri ninge lol maga
ur the same le good le lol

ARUP: whtever slow

SLOW: lol

ARUP: by the way chk this out

SLOW: temme

ARUP: punyakotihasa.blogspot.com

SLOW: nahahahhaahahahhahaa wat the fuck tata looks like a real dagar hahahahahahahaa

ARUP: :)

SLOW: fuck awesome le tata real dagar looks n all damn awesome
so u did it?? right?

ARUP: wht crap its punyakoti hasas job

SLOW: sullu helabeda ya right someone told me its u antha

ARUP: balls slow

SLOW: hahahaha

ARUP: bejaan fast hagidya e nadve

SLOW: hahahaa nim ajji nam ollaaa?? nam ge ollaaa?? loude

SLOW: maga how many creidts u have to complete in ur school?

ARUP: why ?

SLOW: nim heelloo aduku ninge answer beeka? curiosity magane

ARUP: gotilla i havent kept count

SLOW: gandu is theer no fixed limit

ARUP: 33

SLOW: of completing credits to get MS degree???
mathe andna hellake ishtu thika ganchjalli
ninge irru tata ge mathe nim boss kulda
ge helthini

ARUP: ur funny slow kulda nam boss a

SLOW: loude ke baal yes ur boss

ARUP: lol ok

SLOW: ur idol

ARUP: im honoured

SLOW: u better be or he'll curcify u alive crucify*

ARUP: read this post Kulda vs Slow

SLOW: gandu iru nindu ondu hakthini loude ke ball i con banks aaaaa
nim ajji gandu loude fucker

ARUP: maga i have nothin to do with this blog maga

SLOW: ya

ARUP: i swear

SLOW: right

ARUP: slow nin ane gu even I want to knw who is behind all this
lol tension togondbeda slow kulda du hidko

SLOW: loude it sur boss neenu hidko

ARUP: lol sure maga

SLOW: lol

ARUP: so from which bank did u get the bank loaN slow ?

SLOW: vijaya maga

ARUP: ok yeshtu togonde loanu ?

SLOW: 5.5 le

ARUP: ok ashtu duddu nin cabin bag alli hidstha ? :)

SLOW: uu maga nim ajji nan thikadalli ithu

ARUP: hahahaha

SLOW: ba noodu lloude ke baal lol

ARUP: yake slow tika hurkontya sumne hange kelde

SLOW: ya right maga at times i thin its pires le u wrote these who*

ARUP: sumne kelde slow

ARUP: avattu helthaqyde alla yella duddu plane alli togond hokthini antha \adikke kelde

SLOW: le nim ajji gandu gurantte thika oduskonthiya nan kaialli allige bandu odithinee

ARUP: slow i',m just curious maga tell me something

SLOW: helu

ARUP: but u shd honestly answer othrwise i wont ask

SLOW: i'll try helu

ARUP: try yella illa

SLOW: helu appa

ARUP: be frank with me

SLOW: chut temme


ARUP: Q1) how did envision the idea that you would take 2 loans from
2 separate banks for education loan by using the
same property as collateral for both banks ?

SLOW: go on

ARUP: Q2) What made u think that U have to take the loan money
in the plane in ur cabin bag?

SLOW: is that all?

ARUP: yes

SLOW: for Q1
i dint know its a scam till ur dad told me........
i could have put my other property as collateral if such a
provision were there .. mwas wat i thought

for Q2
that day i was pissed with u cos u din temme how to transfr the money to the school
and i got angry and said that how els eto cary??/ in the bag... antha
nim ajji knew i wpould not take it in a bag u fuck lol

ARUP: shut up dont try to lie

SLOW: i swear maga trust me on this

ARUP: U were refusing to put ur property as collateral n my dad asked why so ?
for this u said " uncle nanu mane na adivittu loan togondu plane alli
hogthaydaga plane crash hagi duddu kaldodre yenu gati " antha helde

SLOW: gandu teh plane thing

ARUP: mane nu illa duddu illa antya helde

SLOW: din come upin ur place at all loude ke baal

ARUP: slow ur such a lier maga

SLOW: i din say that at ur place

ARUP: tata was thr tht day kelana

SLOW: i am not lyin

ARUP: ?

SLOW: le ok kelana avan ajji he'll support u to keep the controversy alive ashte

ARUP: maga tata dosnt take sides he just speaks the truth

SLOW: but it did not happen at ur place yayayay


ARUP: oh yeah ? my dad came to ur house n xplained all this to u ?.

SLOW: yeah so wat? dude

ARUP: no slow sumne hange kelde

SLOW: i was disscussin about the collateral

ARUP: tension togondbeda

SLOW: ashte not takin

ARUP: kulda du hidko

SLOW: the cash in the plane n all seriously

ARUP: sari bidappa sumne time pass ge nenapu banthu so kelde

SLOW: hmmmm

ARUP: im not judgin u slow u r still my frnd

SLOW: i can prove it too hahahahaha

ARUP: i still appreciate ur thoughts maga

SLOW: lol how is the weather there?

ARUP: slow maga ! oops sorry snow maga, typo :)