Meeting KOLI KAAL

tHIS IS IN FLASH BACK tht i am goin today . But it is all still fresh in my mind which became FERTILE the day our SUppER kewl & me
became frnds . It was a magical experience (the day tht i met him) . . It is just a feelin tht happened n still did not. . The moment i saw
this towerin super cool A(sole) . i was zapped with electricity . " It was asiff god had mixed (ganja + LSD + hashish ) to make brown sugar
and then made our super kewl koli kaal with this sugar just like how we (mortals) make sakkre hachhu during the sankranthi habba . His very
persona is intoxicating . just like how sheep flock green patures,chicks{indian,phaarin and everything in between(read BOYS)} flock our gr8
koli kaal . our gr8 koli kaal IS MULTI DIMENSIONAL . These dimensions include streanth style substence sustenance humor valor beauty...etc
etc(ok enuff) .

Although i thought of all this as mere illusion i thought let me c for myself if all these magical things happenin near me were true , so
the fool and unbeliever tht i was came up with this (DIS)-ingenious plan to test the GR*8 one .
So 1 fine beautiful day i went to our gr*8 koli kaal's house . As soon as i went to his area it dawned upon my stupid brain that the GR*8 one
was at home(a miracle indeed) . Near his house cuckoo(fucku{rhyming words}) sang at the top of thr voices . peacocks danced as if thr was
no tomoro. angels flew over his house to bless him. chicks(both indian & phaarin) were waitin outside this abode of peace to receive his
blessings(seed) . So i make my way thru all these madness and reach his door. "it was locked" however Thr was this beautiful gal (she wd hav
put aishwarya rai to shame)in front of his door .

punyakotihasa: Hey gal whr is ur GR*8 koli kaal (i say)

gal:our GR*8 super kewl koli kaal is takin vishranthi(she says)

punyakotihasa:i say fack u n ur koli kaal !

as soon as i say these dialoge tht gal turns into ash and falls on the grnd . and i c down and thr i c tht the ash had fallen to form rangoli in such a way tht it formed the words "MEGALA" tHT WAZ THE FIRST TIME I realized the range aaf chicks aur GR*8 koli kaal cd attract.(miracle no2).
So here i was undaunted in front of the door to heaven n chicks ! i THT i wd test the intelligence of this MASTER !

SO i knock on these hallowed doors!

insider:who is it (it was the most melodious voice i ever heard)

punyakotihasa: its me suPPURTUNITY(read opportunity)

insider: u r wrong bcoz suppertunity never knocks twice. Remember it!

punyakotihasa: (spellbound) egzactly!

This 1 statement was like" gubbi mele brahmaastra "

So i punyakoti hasa enter the hallow door to c who is it tht came up with such a brahmaastra
" and thr standin was our GR*8 koli kaal , his face brither than the SUN( thanks to oriflame) and legs as thin as a koli's "
So i punyakoti hasa said oh GR*8 one wht is ur mahime ? He says "GOLD GYM & ORIFLAME " . tHESE 3 MAGICal were like brahmastra on a gubbi called punyakoti hasa .
So i hasa recover frm the shock n say i am the chosen one i want to spread ur holy (read POLY) message to the world !

To this the GR*8 koli kaal says just 4 golden words(the power of SIMPLICITY was in him)

******THUNDERING THIGHS INBETWEEN PARADISE******