TERE NAAM

(can u spot the fish on his shirt)

REDDY came home from the gym late one Friday evening after gymming at (GOLD GYM)with VASU his mentor , as he often did,
and crept into bed beside his aquarium full of fishes . He gave a peck on the glass and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?" Demanded REDDY, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"
The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St KULDA".
REDDY was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for,
I haven't said goodbye to my FISHES and RANJIT...
you've got to send me back straight away".
St KULDA replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch.
We can only send you back as my dog(SUNNY) or as a fish."
REDDY was devastated, but knowing there was a fish pond not far from his
house, he asked to be sent back as a fish. A flash of light later he was covered in scales and swimming around eating worms.
"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The pond's most eligible male fish whose name was VASU(gold gym) strolled over and said, "So you're the new fish,
how are you enjoying your first day here?
"It's not so bad" replies REDDY, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating" explained VASU, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before". "Never" replies REDDY
"Well just relax and let it happen"
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail.
An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he
experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of
happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a fish was the best thing
that ever happened to him...ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack
on the back of his head and heard his sis shouting "REDDY, wake up MOX, you're sh*tting in the bed"

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