MOX500 on a hot date.......
All rite everyone of u have heard abt our Pg 3 regular REDDY's (aka MOX) (aka TERE NAAM)exploits ... Which is a legend in itself..
I have (read hehehehehe) so much about him n his YO-YO set of frnds tht I tht I must write somethin abt it.......
Ok here goes.......
Once Reddy goes out on a HOT DATE! With his newly acquired knowledge of wines, (so cool no) ,n tries to impress his date!
He tells the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Cabernet Sauvignon from the Carneros district.
After tasting it, Reddy gets real mad n scolds the steward , ""This is a 1992 vintage from the Diamond Creek vineyard in the Mayacamas range,
So Please bring me what I ordered."
Watching from the bar, a drunk by name KULDA comes up to the table with a glass in his hand and says, "MAMA Can you tell me what this is?"
Winking at his date, REDDY sips from the glass .
"Christ, this tastes like SUNNY's* piss !" Reddy exclaims, spitting it out.
"Yeah," says KULDA, "but what year?"
*Sunny by the way was kuldas pet dog...Although unfortunately it is no more I woud like to mention tht it was eternally horny n always tried to hump PILLI's legs....