“Bond of Boys”

(The saga of the farm house party)

That was a day like none other

It was Saturday april 8^th 2006,

like I said none other because you cant have two days

Having the same date(NO. no parellel universe and stuff
that’s to heavy for This book).

Mr.Host(you no who) the ever so handsome,
brainy intelligent ,smart hunk

The pinnacle of smartness ,the king of kings,
the heart throb of women..etc

STOP IT I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT muni reddy
STOP FANTISISING ABOUT HIM.

Its Chethan… (ok Stop laughing now ..i know truth hurts )

Ok Mr.Host was Organ rising a party he thought
“enuff of just riseing lets

Rise a party.”

He thought why not have a small party with wine,
women and may be

Live band.So he invited most of his friends
mostly women friends

(stop laughing readers) but then he thought
for a live band you need some guys also.

So he with a heavy heart he invited all the boys…
Bond of boys
And their side kicks.

It was a hektic day .Lot of running around cancelling dates with

Hot Celebrity chiks , declining offers from hot girls for a night of

Pleasure,all because he was to host a party.

But all in all he was buzy … he invited people from far and wide

Here and there north and south. But his hektic schedule

Made him forget to invite one Mr.Muni reddy. That would cost him

Dearly later.

Muni reddy was to be the chief guest .the guest of dishonor.

But time and tide were against the party goers so they missed out the

Opertunity of having a GEM of a person as the guest of (dis)honor

For which they had to pay dearly later.

It was a romantic night that DAY with bright moon light ,twenkling Starts

and warm smell of rum.

With the all of bond of boys (except for mr.Host) romancing with each other

The air was filled with romance.

(little did they know that the villen was on the prowl.)

MR.DJ roland was the other guest of honor his bday was on 7^th april.

So it was partly a bday bash + a live band.

My next few lines would be in the form of a LOG

Party goers log.

8.00 PM Saturday 8^th april 2006

All’s well .The host arrives in style to walk the red carpet

(actually the mud their was red)

He arrives with the other party goers.

8.05 PM Saturday 8^th april 2006

Host goes to the well of the farm hose to chek if any one was drunk and

has fallen into the well.(no such luck)

Then he enquires with guest “all’s well?”

“why didn’t u get some chiks” and the usuall quries.

Have a nice time…

8.10 PM Saturday 8^th april 2006

Host goes to the Dance floor to check up on the DJ evqpmnt.

All’s well he says.. everything perfect

Mean while some ladies were dancing

Again All’s well he says.. everything perfect

8.10 – 9 .30 PM

Nothing much happens

9.30 PM Saturday 8^th april 2006

The Bond of boys arrive in a lemo

Their car is filled with men,wine,women…etc

Sorry about the women ,no women.. only men and wine and some swines

They get down with a bang… Actually some one farted so the ‘BANG’ sound.

To the amasement of some of the HOT girls who came to our party

they proceed towards the dance floor.Sorry 1^st they go directly to the BAR

where they indulge in wine and women.. sorry no women again only wine.

After a brief introduction of the Bond of boys to the rest of the party members

they have a chat and have a few laff’s ,few haha hehe’s and catch up with old times

10.30 PM Saturday 8^th april 2006

The Party is allmost heating up because the Bond of boys are at the dance floor

And mostly bcoz its summer. No I guess because Mr.Host was DJ ing.

10.35 PM Saturday 8^th april 2006

The Bond of Boys shake a legs or two or Three depends on which leg.

And set the Dance floor on fire.

By now mr.Muni Reddy is all set to Storm in to Mr.Host’s Farm and give a surprise

Entry.

10.45 PM Saturday 8^th april 2006

few more minuts for doom.

11.15 PM Saturday 8^th april 2006

The Prince arrives with his side kicks on their Royal chariot. From the king dom

Of chikk Jala.

His 1^st Golden words were “what is going on here”

“STOP THE LIVE BAND”

The Sting operation began… some mama’s went on a search and destroy mission

They searched the farm far and wide.

They took few girls as hostage from the farm house.

Mean while few guys were rounded up and taken into the chariot.

And few girls to.

Then the mama’s left the sceen.locked the farm house main gate

At the drop of a hat people Rushed towards to the well of the House

Well of the FARM house actually. And the opposition(mama) staged a walk out

And closed the gate so that no one else could walk out.

Mr.Arup called up his Close aquientance and tried to bail us out

and the whole of bond of boys were trying there level best

From calling up mr.kanji pinji to Calling up Mr.PM

But with wain. As the situvation went from worse to Good.

All of us gave ideas as to how to get out of this situvation

some of thought we run and hide but then a voice came from with in

“r u a man or a mouse”… Bond of boys shouted “MOUSE” we mean

MAN..

at the WELL every now and then people wud stand up and give a speech

like the great roman emperor (Wats his name I forgot)

We all joind hands (Mr.Host was searching for a girls hand) to

Fight the crimes which were commited against us.

Meanwhile Mr.Beta Arup had got some spritual medicinal plants which was used to

Cure certain illness like asthma,cancer,sanity. etc.

In all the comotion which was happning mr Beta had to dispose off these spritual plants.

Meanwhile the mama’s or the policemen (cops for our western readers) went back to

their kingdome. There was a brief period of scilence.That was just the lul before

the storm.

At the Well of the Farm people gatherd from all walks of life

they discussed ways and means to get out of this situvation.Our Boys

Bond of boys were all dehydrated ,No not because of sweat and heat

mostly because they Peed in their pants.A pool of water was seen below their legs

(10% water 90% alchool).

Then the Mama’s Took away ltrs and ltrs of alchool…

The boys suffered a great loss ,as booz was taken away from the party

“These were our pricesless possions” Shouted Beta.arup.

again Mr.Arup said “you have taken our wine and our women… WHAT MORE

CAN YOU ASK FOR??”

After the brief lul the mama’s came back with a BANG.. (again the Bang sound)

they requested(ordered) us to go to the police station with them. or else will be forceably

taken. The last drop of pee driped frm the Boys.all of them dehydrated totally

Some of the party goers tried to communticate with the so called mama’s

or brainless orangutan’s with english but with vain.

then they tried kannada but those brainless orangutan;s wouldn’t listen

then they tried sign launguage but NO.finally they even tried money launguage.

but Surprisingly NO again…

mama.Muni reddy (the hitler) woudlnt listen.

He sumoned us to the police station. so we went.

It was like a prossesion ,when we were taken to the police station

in our respective vehicals more like an election rally.The mama’s who came behind

us put on the siren ,as if we were a bunch of decoits captured frm chambel valley

12.00 AM Sunday May 2006

The Gang , 60 of us and the Bond of boys were taken into custady

Charge : running a live band.

All of us had to spend “one night” at the station

For some of us it was our Frist Night.. as in 1^st time spending a night in a police station

But not of bond of boys ..for them police station was just another home.

this was later known as “one nigth at chikka jala” the horror story

which was documented on Times now and some local news papers.

some of us became instant celebrities.

12.10 AM Sunday may 2006

We were asked to write our names,address,phone numbers on a piece of paper

so as to verify weather or not we were guenine people or aliens.After looking at the Bond

of Boys the mama’s thougth all the 60 people belong to some dangerous CULT

and hence we were told to put in our details.

The inherent risk of parents coming to know abt this STING operation was aparent

so the Gang came up with different ideas

Bond of Boys “car tire punchure”,”to risky to come home at night”

“Fighting crime”…etc

some girls “my friends car tire punchure”

Car broke down, etc

The mams saw the Bond of boys and said “are these the bar boys who you people

called for the live band” (bar boys opposite of bar girls)

the bond of boys were impressed at least some one thinks they were attractive and

can make a living by dancing at BARS.

but it turned out to be that the mama;s were happy and… GAY.

Mean while MR.Host was tormented by the media and by the party goers

With Questions like…

Why, why us??

Where do we go from here?

What have we done to deserve this?

You promised us a live band..

What is E=MC2?

And host of other questions for the host

Mr.Host would say “The situvation is tense but under control.”

“sporadic incedence of voilence has occurred here and there but its generally peacefull”

As we spent a romantic peacefull night at the Sceenic luxurious SPA cum resort.

with luxuries like attach tolilet with running water,electricity.

Mama’s scarstic look and insightfull words for our bellies and two extreamly

gorgeous looking female constables for our message therapy. we couldn’t help

but notice that time flew like a fly and we had spent a night of bliss at the station..

the next day the break through happnd ..after negociating the whole night

in wain Our Bond of boys called up their casual aquentence ,who called the

IG ,who called the mama of Chikk jala … The bail was granted

we were released.The Guilty were found innocent. And sent off

to their respective homes..

But the saga continued some of the party goers went back to the farm

and did a few shots or two and continued the party were it stopped.

mean while the bond of boys with lot of stories to tell went back to

their homes and slept


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